在这里share一下。有玩Twitter的话，不妨去follow.它有338265的followers哦!
- Laughing so hard that you can't breathe, you just accept the fact that you're gonna die.
- Cashiers are always checking me out.
- I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED JAY I just call him J for short. ;)
- Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
- Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it's easier that way...
- I feel like a text is too serious without an "LOL" or "HAHA" in there somewhere.
- Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food out of the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call.
- Facebook: It says "What's on your mind" .. not "what's your life's story?"
- "Quick, pretend you're sleeping!" never gets old.
- I hate talking on the phone in front of other people, even if we're not talking about anything private.
- LOL has gone from meaning "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"
- I never knew that "never odd or even" is "never odd or even" spelt backwards!
- Thank you music, for being there when no one else was.
- That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs!
- Only in this generation, can you carry on a whole freaking conversation with smiley faces.
- I hate when people text me first and then don't keep the conversation going.
- The only possible way I would find you attractive is if you swallowed a magnet
- Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on. ;
- That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what you were doing in there.
- Diet? why on earth would I want to do something with the word ‘die’ in it!
- I'm telling the truth but then I smile and then they think I'm lying.. Honestly, I'm NOT
- "Mom...I'm bored" "Ok, if you're so bored why don't you clean this..." "Never mind I found something to do." .
- I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I HOPE YOU DIE........................ IN TEMPLE RUN.... WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE.
- Dear Math Teacher, I don't care what f(x) is. Sincerely, f(you)
- Right before I die, I'm gonna to say to whoever is next to me, "I left a million dollars in the..."
- I hate when I'm staring at nothing in particular, and then realize I'm looking right at somebody.
- Movies wouldn’t be half as scary without the music.
- S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited-texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
- I hate when people only come around when they want something.
- Typing what you really want to say and then deleting it.
- That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.
- That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.
- The worst feeling is regretting not having done something when you had the chance.
- Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the water all of the sudden got cold.
- Using the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
- The awkward moment when your screen freezes on an embarrassing website!
- how I finish my presentations: So, um.. yea...
- How scary would it be if the voice inside your head stopped working!
- If laughing was a sport, I'D BE A PRO.
- I love when a question on a test gives the answer to another question.
- The Japanese on average are the shortest people
- Lazy Rule 1436300228452: You didn't read all the numbers.
- "WHY?!" "BECAUSE I SAID SO!" good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
- I love it when someones laugh is funnier than the joke.
- Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
- The brain doesn't feel pain
- I always get a thrill out of standing infront of the fan & making the "Aaaaaaaa" noise.
- Without "ME", you're just "AWESO".
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!...aww you remembered?...of course!, LOL Facebook told me
- relationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers
- Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
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