Saturday, January 21, 2012

Laughbook

Twitter上的Laughbook很过瘾,不错好笑:)有些话很有意思咯:D
在这里share一下。有玩Twitter的话,不妨去follow.它有338265的followers哦!

  • Laughing so hard that you can't breathe, you just accept the fact that you're gonna die.
  • Cashiers are always checking me out.
  • I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED JAY I just call him J for short. ;)
  • Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
  • Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it's easier that way...
  • I feel like a text is too serious without an "LOL" or "HAHA" in there somewhere.
  • Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food out of the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call.
  • Facebook: It says "What's on your mind" .. not "what's your life's story?"
  • "Quick, pretend you're sleeping!" never gets old.
  • I hate talking on the phone in front of other people, even if we're not talking about anything private.
  • LOL has gone from meaning "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"
  • I never knew that "never odd or even" is "never odd or even" spelt backwards!
  • Thank you music, for being there when no one else was.
  • That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs!
  • Only in this generation, can you carry on a whole freaking conversation with smiley faces.
  • I hate when people text me first and then don't keep the conversation going.
  • The only possible way I would find you attractive is if you swallowed a magnet
  • Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on. ;
  • That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what you were doing in there.
  • Diet? why on earth would I want to do something with the word ‘die’ in it!
  • I'm telling the truth but then I smile and then they think I'm lying.. Honestly, I'm NOT
  • "Mom...I'm bored" "Ok, if you're so bored why don't you clean this..." "Never mind I found something to do." .
  • I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I HOPE YOU DIE........................ IN TEMPLE RUN.... WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE.
  • Dear Math Teacher, I don't care what f(x) is. Sincerely, f(you)
  • Right before I die, I'm gonna to say to whoever is next to me, "I left a million dollars in the..."
  • I hate when I'm staring at nothing in particular, and then realize I'm looking right at somebody.
  • Movies wouldn’t be half as scary without the music.
  • S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited-texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
  • I hate when people only come around when they want something.
  • Typing what you really want to say and then deleting it.
  • That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.
  • That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.
  • The worst feeling is regretting not having done something when you had the chance.
  • Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the water all of the sudden got cold. 
  • Using the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
  • The awkward moment when your screen freezes on an embarrassing website!
  • how I finish my presentations: So, um.. yea...
  • How scary would it be if the voice inside your head stopped working!
  • If laughing was a sport, I'D BE A PRO.
  • I love when a question on a test gives the answer to another question.
  • The Japanese on average are the shortest people 
  • Lazy Rule 1436300228452: You didn't read all the numbers.
  • "WHY?!" "BECAUSE I SAID SO!" good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
  • I love it when someones laugh is funnier than the joke.
  • Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
  • The brain doesn't feel pain 
  • I always get a thrill out of standing infront of the fan & making the "Aaaaaaaa" noise.
  • Without "ME", you're just "AWESO".
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY!...aww you remembered?...of course!, LOL Facebook told me
  • relationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers
  • Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Physic Chapter 1.1-1.2 ❤

1.1 Understanding Physics





Physics是从Science里分出来的,也是一样让我们明白关于自然现象,各种物质的属性还有能源。都是在关于我们四周围的东西。


Physics这个字源自于Latin→physica (The Science of Natural Things)
19世纪的时候ho..Physics是被称为Natural Philosophy   

Fields of Study in Physics (textbook:PG 3)

  • Forces and motion(关于力度的研究)
  • Heat(关于探讨热能对不同的物质的影响)
  • Light(关于解释因为光而有不同的天然气象)
  • Waves(关于明白不同种的波的属性和它们的用处)
  • Eletricity and electromagnetism(关于研究电和磁场之间的互动)
  • Electronics(关于研究在各种行业电器的用处)
  • Nuclear physics(关于核子的构造和他们的工具)
1.2 Understanding Base Quantities and Derived Quantities


Murny是一个运动员,当我们在问Murny可以跑多快时或问大象有多重,其实我们就已经正在使用Physical Quantities了。

Physical Quantities是quantities that can be measured.
我们可以用symbol来代替Physical Quantity ,numerical values代替magnitude和unit of measurement.

Physical Quantities分为两种

  • Base quantities =
 Physical quantities that cannot be define in terms of other quantities
  • Derived quantities = 
physical quantities derived from multiplication or division or both multiplication and division.

那天老师教的,我现在复习好啦!! 迟了,去睡觉了,晚安:)

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Qwertyuiop



CHARACTERS:
Lucy Beck : She is a young, shy and insecure graduate of secreterial studies. She is issatisfied with her current life and is determined to improve it. She obtains a position with Ross and Bannister's, only to find that the position comes with a chilling secret.

Ghost of Ms.Bloome : She was the previous employee of Ross and Bannister's. She is unwilling to let go of her position and continues to defend her post, even after her demise.

Lucy's mother : A housewife who lives a hard life. She has to support her brother.

Uncle Bert : Depends on his sister for support. He is also a drunkard.

Harry Darke : Ross and Bannister's handyman. He is an old man who has been working with the company for years.

Mr. Ross : The younger partner of the company.


SETTING:
The story revolves around two main settings: Lucy's house which she shares with her mother and her Uncle Bert, and the office of Ross and Bannister's where Lucy works as a secretary.


PLOT:
EXPOSITION - Lucy starts working in Ross and Bannister's. Harry Darke gives her hints of the haunting of the typewriter by Miss Broome.

CONFLICT - Lucy types her letter but she is bewildered that her letter has extraordinary words that are not typed by her.

CLIMAX - Lucy retypes her letter but is challenged by Miss Broome who asks her to leave and even threatens her. Lucy battles woth it by using correcting liquid to clean off words typed by Miss Broome.

FALLING ACTION - Lucy learns about Miss Broome and her haunting of the typewriter.

RESOLUTION - Lucy types and talks to Miss Broome and convinces her to leave this world peacefully and go to other world. Lucy keeps her job in Ross and Bannister's.


THEMES:
Possible themes that can be found in the short story are determination, possessiveness, loyalty, loneliness, commitment, the supernatural, and compassion.

DETERMINATION:
Despite the supernatural nature by which Ms. Broome badgers and demoralises Lucy, she shows no signs of giving in to her demand. Instead, she is steadfast in defending her position as the secretary.

POSSESIVENESS:
Not even death could part Ms. Broome from what she feels is rightfully hers. She continues to haunt the office through her electronic typewriter.

LOYALTY:
As with her possesiveness towards her job, Ms. Broome was also extremely loyal towards Mr. Bannister. Even after she passed on, her spirit continued in its endeavour to serve her employer.

LONELINESS:
Loneliness can be a strong influence in a person's life. Ms. Broome had no life outside of her office. That made her more possesive of her position in the company; a possesiveness that went beyond the grave.

COMMITMENT:
This attribute can be clearly seen in both Lucy and Ms. Broome. Both are extremely committed to their profession.

THE SUPERNATURAL:
It is interesting that such an integral character in the story happens to be an ethereal entity. Yet this theme is rather prominent in the story.

COMPASSION:
This theme holds water especially in the final confrontation between Lucy and Ms. Broome. It is not through hatred nor coercion that Lucy manages to outsmart Ms. Broome, rather, it was through compassion and understanding of Ms. Broome's intentions.


MORAL VALUES:
1. Do not judge a person merely through credentials or qualifications
2. We must be committed and responsible to our vocation or profession
3. We must value our family.

THE FRUITCAKE SPECIAL


‎1.Author : Frank Brennan

2. ABOUT THE AUTHOR An Australian writer, originally a businessman. Started to write fiction in 1983. Died in 1995. Wrote with his wife, Wendy Brennan under the pseudonym ‘Emma Darcy’. As a team, they wrote more than 45 romance novels.

3. THE SYNOPSIS The Fruitcake Special is an amusing story about Anna, a chemist, who creates a perfume that has an extraordinary effect on men. Her boss, David Amos, is instantly smitten with her the minute he smells the perfume on Anna. Chaos ensues when Anna and David dine together as Anna also becomes the object of the waiter’s affection. Anna asks her Aunt Mimi for more information about the fruitcake before coming to a dead end. Guided by his jealous girlfriend Sabina, David offers a money-based apology to Anna, who decides to leave for a rival company. Anna’s love life develops together with her career as she is wooed by Armstrong, her local pizza delivery man, who is now a pizza owner.

4. ELEMENTS OF THE FRUITCAKE SPECIAL SETTING PHYSICAL SETTING

  • Amos Cosmetics, New Jersey 
  • Anna’s home 
  • French restaurant 
  • Aunt Mimi’s house SOCIAL SETTING Middle-class urbanites TIME 20 th century
CHARACTERS MAIN CHARACTERS

  • Anna 
  • David Amos Aunt Mimi MINOR CHARACTERS 
  • Momma 
  • Armstrong
  • Sabina 
  • The Waiter 
THEMES

  • Physical appearance versus true love 
  • importance of integrity and self-respect MESSAGE Be realistic in our expectations Always look beyond physical appearances . 
MORAL VALUES

  •  rationality and moral courage 
  • diligence and perseverance


5. CHARACTER S THE FRUITCAKE SPECIAL SETTING THEME S MORAL VALUES Inner beauty vs outer beauty True love can do wonders Determination Honesty Courage Acceptance Rationality Lesson Learnt Try out new ways and experiment Maintain dignity when being insulted New does not mean better Some secrets are better left buried. Nobody is perfect. ANNA DAVID AMOS AUNT MIMI MOMMA ARMSTRONG SABINA THE WAITER Aunt Mimi’s apartment Anna’s home Amos Cosmetics factory The French Restaurant

6.

Anna experiments by adding a slice of fruitcake to a mix of flowers to create a new perfume .
5Armstrong, the owner of ‘Armstrong’s Peachy Pizzas’, presents Anna with flowers and pizza and tells her that he had fallen in love with her from the very first time he delivered pizza to her.
 Anna visits Aunt Mimi and discovers that the fruitcake was brought from an old lady who had put in a special ingredient. Unfortunately the woman is now dead and so is the secret.
EXPOSITION
 Mr Amos is attracted to Anna who is using the perfume and invites her to dinner
RISING ACTION
 The Fruitcake Special attracts both Mr Amos and the waiter. A fight breaks out between David, Sabina and the waiter.
CLIMAX
 FALLING ACTION RESOLUTION THE PLOT

7. Anna David Amos Aunt Mimi Sabina Waiter Momma THE CHARACTERS Armstrong

8. ANNA CURIOUS INTELLIGENT OBSERVANT PRACTICAL INNOVATIVE INTEGRITY SENSIBLE DETERMINED

9. ANNA’S Character Traits Evidence from text Practical * thinks her new invention smells nice but nothing more (p.32) * uses the same handbag she does for work on her date with David (p.38) Sensible Knows she is an ordinary-looking girl and is not actually David’s type (p.34) Reminds the waiter to serve the lobster instead of being silly (p.43) Realizes the effect of the perfume on the waiter and ensures she does not walk by other men (p.44) Innovative Tries to concoct new perfumes (p.31) Intelligent Realizes that the fruitcake perfume had an effect on her boss (p.41)

10. ANNA’S Character Traits Evidence from text Observant Notices that her boss prefers pretty young models (p.32) Observes that men say one thing but mean another Curious Wants to know why David suddenly finds her attractive (p.38) Determined Anna was determined to design good perfumes When she knew the effect of ‘ the fruitcake special’ on men , she stayed at home to find out the truth about the fruitcake given by Aunt Mimi. Integrity Anna portrayed integrity when she walked out of her job She did this when she was insulted by her boss’ humiliating offer of compensation.

‎11. DAVID AMOS Weak Impulsive Superficial Not employee-friendly

12. DAVID AMOS’S Character Traits EVIDENCE FROM TEXT WEAK Is controlled by Sabina and so offers Anna money rather than apologizing properly SUPERFICIAL Prefers the company of beautiful young models (p.34) Looks at Anna’s body instead of her face when she returns to the table (p.41) IMPULSIVE Is flabbergasted when the waiter starts singing very loudly, so he hit the waiter. Feebly explains to Anna that they would not be a good match, unlike him and Sabina (p.56) NOT EMPLOYEE-FRIENDLY Anna is afraid to tell him how she made the new perfume as he might have laughed at her (p.32) David only speaks to his employees when he has complaints (p.34)

13. AUNT MIMI WARM GENEROUS GOOD-HEARTED OBSERVANT CURIOUS

14. AUNT MIMI’S Character Traits Evidence from text WARM Welcomes Anna’s visit even though she may have other interests at heart (p.48) GENEROUS Always brings gifts when she visit (p.37) GOOD-HEARTED Being very concerned for Anna’s future, she wants to find a nice husband for Anna. OBSERVANT Tells Anna about her market experience and the people she met at the funeral (p.52) CURIOUS Is suspicious about Anna’s sudden interest in baking. (p.49)

15. MOMMA Anna’s mother Loving and caring- still packs meals for Anna Gets on well with Aunt Mimi SABINA The latest girlfriend of David Amos Beautiful Snooty Vain, Dominant, confident, well-spoken Condescending but is actually jealous that David asked Anna out Hot-headed- Hits David hard in the face when he proclaims love for Anna. ARMSTRONG The pizza delivery man Fell in love with Anna at first sight Hardworking-saved hard and finally bought over the pizza company he worked for Was determined to improve his social and economic status before asking Anna out THE WAITER Like David Amos, was impulsive and effusive in his words and actions after inhaling the Fruitcake Special Bold – told Anna how he felt, and called her even though she was in the restaurant with David on a date .

16. Anna’s experiences with David and the waiter at the French restaurant illustrate the fragility of physical attraction or superficial love. Both the men are drawn to her not because of her own qualities but because of the ‘special’ perfume she is wearing. Fortunately Anna realizes that true love is not based on external appearances but on genuine liking and mutual self-respect. The man who truly loves her- Armstrong the pizza delivery man- declares his love for her only after he has achieved success in his life. PHYSICAL APPEARANCE VS TRUE LOVE

17. We should focus on a person’s character rather than their physical appearance. Anna is a person of integrity and practicality who is truly a credit to her company. Anna has dignity, pride and principles and looks for these qualities in a future husband. She finds them in Armstrong, a slightly short and balding man, but is a gem compared to the superficial David. IMPORTANCE OF INTEGRITY AND SELF-RESPECT

18. Rationality and moral courage When Anna creates the potent perfume by chance, she does not give it to her boss immediately as she is afraid of him making fun of her. She reveals her character and good sense of values in her actions, speech and thoughts ( mental self talk) Her outrage at David’s treatment of her and the scene in the office with Sabina present shows her sense of dignity, pride and moral courage. Anna’s character grows and in the end we see her willingness to accept Armstrong even though she may have higher expectations before .

19. Diligence and Perseverance Anna’s painstaking attitude and seriousness about her work are work ethics that should be followed. She is creative and intelligent in the work she is doing.

20. Determination Can be seen in Armstrong’s character He is determine to be successful before he can declare his love to Anna. From just ordinary pizza delivery man, he turns to be the owner of the pizza restaurant. All this displays his strong determination to be successful in life .

21. Honesty Momma is honest in terms of her feelings towards Armstrong. Even Armstrong is just a pizza delivery man, she does not look down on her. Aunt Mimi is honest in finding a husband for Anna. Anna is an honest employee. She does not reveal the secret

22. Armstrong accepts Anna for who she is. He also able to accept his own weaknesses and work to improve on them until he becomes successful. Anna accepts the fact to let the secret of the fruitcake special “lie buried” with the old woman who has died. She never pursues the matter although she was persistent in finding out the truth about it. Acceptance

23. Courage It takes courage to stand up to one’s beliefs. Anna is willing to walk out of her career in Amos Cosmetics after the event in the French restaurant. Armstrong is courageous in asking Anna out at last. He knows his status but never gives up .